I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
God, you're like boner-b-gone
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
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