Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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