oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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