You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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