Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
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