Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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