My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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