Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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