he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
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