My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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