My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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