I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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