We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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