pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
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