If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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