If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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