I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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