u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
