Are we in a gay sports bar?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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