So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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