I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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