; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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