the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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