it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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