Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Randomize
