i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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