if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
