and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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