I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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