u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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