Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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