after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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