no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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