I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
i just had sex bonerless
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
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