I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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