I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
We need a shit load of segways right now
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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