Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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