There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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