just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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