your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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