I can tuck mytits in my pants
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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