drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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