stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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