Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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