bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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