i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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