I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
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