i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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