There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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