Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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