One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
there is glitter all over my balls
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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